My friend Sweeney Todd.
Mrs. Mooney has a pie shop!
Does her business but I notice something weird.
Lately all her neighbors’ cats have disappeared!
Have to hand it to her —
Wot I calls, “enterprise”!
Poppin’ pussies into pies!
Wouldn’t do in my shop!
Just the thought of it’s enough to make you sick!
And I’m tellin’ you, them pussycats is quick…!
